We found my Batteries!

Not only did Bigboy find my batteries, he uncovered the mother load.

Nestled in the pillowcases of Bigfoot, lived a stash load of video games. Waiting for each day to end, GameBoys and Pokemon once begged for Bigfoot to turn on electronics and play. Sleep? No my dear friend, come and play video games into the we hours of the morning.

Alas, dad has found you my darling battery snatching video games. No longer can your boy stay up with you and play. You now belong to mom. Tucked amongst the papers upon her sewing table, you live in silence.